14 Stupid Andy Gray Quotes That Wolves And Everton Fans Will Love

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14. “I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop and there wasn't a duty-free shop.”

13. "He says he will walk away from the game when his legs go."

12. “That header was a good idea from Matt Taylor but he doesn’t have his finishing boots on.”

11. "It's one of the greatest goals ever, but I'm surprised that people are talking about it being the goal of the season.”

10. “They’ve got plenty of players who play like Van der Vaart; Fabregas, Denilson, Song.”

9. “I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.”

8. “If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it.”

7. "I watched the game, and I saw an awful lot of it.”

6. “People say footballers have terrible taste in music but I would dispute that. In the car at the moment I've got The Corrs, Cher, Phil Collins, Shania Twain and Rod Stewart.”

5. “There are a lot of tired legs wearing Tottenham shirts.”

4. “Darren Fletcher is the type of player who would walk over hot coals to play for his country, and he has done.”

3. “I don't like to see players tossed off needlessly.”

2. “For my money, Duff servicing people from the left with his balls in there is the best option.”

1. “Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered.”


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