22 Stupid Michael Owen Quotes

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22. "When they don’t score they hardly ever win."

21. "He’s elbowed him in the head, but there's nothing in it for me."

20. "Jelavic would have scored that if he wasn't offside."

19. "It's a good run, but it's a poor run, if you know what I mean?"

18. "What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on."

17. "City will come out with a fresh set of impetus."

16. "It's definitely hit Defoe's hand as it's gone in, but it's not a handball for me."

15. "That’s simple as…simple."

14. "Whichever teams scores more goals usually wins."

13. "Anichebe is just pulling off Jones, which is what I would do if I was him."

12. "You can't really grumble at the red card but it's very harsh."

11. "To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game."

10. "Blackburn have got two strikers on and they're both playing up front."

9. "I love these players with two feet."

8. "You need people who score goals. That’s how you win games."

7. "It’s hit the facial part of his head."

6. "Alderweireld played really well last year for Tottenham, let's hope he can transfer that form to Spurs this season."

5. "That would have been a goal had it gone inside the post."

4. "When the ball is that still, it's wobbling in the air."

3. "You’re on your own out there with ten mates."

2. "That shot is impossible. I saw Yaya Toure do it once."

1. "You have to believe your own eyes, don't you?"


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