There's supporting a club and having a soft spot for another, but wearing a Tottenham Hotspur shirt and Arsenal shorts? That's blasphemy on both sides of the coin.
Yeah, a bloke has actually gone and done exactly that. Someone snapped him in a supermarket, with his crotch like the (South) North London divide.
Who is he texting? One can only hope it's his mother, to apologise for the pain of labour she endured to produce such a misguided human being. As they say: SORT IT AAAT!