Arsenal: Forget The Goal, Look At Poldi's REALLY Weird Instagram
Something weird's going on with Lukas Poldolski.
Perhaps the lack of game time is affecting his brain or perhaps he's just going through West Ham withdrawals, his seasonal brace not yet here - whatever it is the mercurial German supersub has been going in hard on Instagram with a few decidedly odd shots posted up in recent months.
Here are just a small selection of the very weirdest:
Where even to begin? Genuinely. Christ.
Why do footballers dress so badly? And stand like that? Poldi, lad, you are standing like a cowboy. Are you okay?
Who are we to criticise German training nappies?
I'm sure Lukas loves that dog but that dog only loves blood.