If Arsenal are a team of jokers, Mesut Ozil has just confirmed himself as the Dad, with this groan-worthy-but-actually-quite-funny tweet.
Geddit? Assist as in passing somebody the ball to score, but also as in photographer's assistant?
Oh man. Somebody get this guy a bucket of water, he is on fire! At least we know if it all goes wrong at Arsenal he's got a career writing Christmas cracker jokes.