Aston Villa Pre season: Good, bad or ugly?
Brilliant, thousands going away to Burton and Notts Forest and seeing so many people loving supporting the Villa again after last season.
Hopes for the season:
We actually win something, League or FA Cup, because we can't win the crap league we are stuck in.
Fears for the season:
We get off to a bad start and the thicko Villa trolls start calling for Lambert's head.
Absolute bare minimum you’ll accept
Trying to win 2-0 instead of 1-0.
Fixture you’re most looking forward to?
Now Blues have gone down it will be the Baggies.
Got the right manager?
Yes, a winner who builds teams and takes no crap.
By Christmas you’ll be…
Falling fast and moaning that Sky have ruined Boxing Day.
Player you’d most like to sign?
Spent the Summer wishing we'd sign Ron Vlaar and we have but dream signing would be Balotelli- bonkers, brilliant and it would stop him scoring against us.
Which player should we look out for?
Gary Gardner has it all, just hope he breaks through this season.
Which player would you love to ditch?
Opposition hate figure?
Tell us something we don’t know about your club?
In the late 80s and early 90s we had a fan with a very rare hair growth disease and he became the official 'Villa werewolf' and unofficial mascot till he went mad and started scaring the players and their families.
What won’t happen this season?
We won’t get in the money mad top four.
Our famous Johnny Cash chant, 'yippee I ay, yipee aye oh, Holtenders in the Sky....'
Where will you finish?
All goes well we will win the Race for Seventh.
Any other news?
Enjoy the pubs on the Aston side of Villa Park because they will not be there for long.
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