Chelsea Were Mad To Dump The Player With The Best Name Ever

 

With a name like that, Ghanian defender Nortei Nortey was a dead cert to be a legend on the terraces. Think of the chants! There have been so few football songs to the tune of ‘Ebenezer Good’ by The Shamen (with its ‘Naughty, naught, very naughty…’ opener) that someone should sign him just for that reason alone.

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