Ex-Arsenal's Bendtner Summer Up His Career In One Instagram
It's pre-season, you're clubless and you're Niklas Bendtner.
Better get your kit off and stake yourself out in the sunshine, on the decking, with just a lilac bra covering your old chap, and get a picture taken for your Instagram. "Remember to protect yourself against the sun", it says.
Oh Nik, you magnificent bell-end.