Just got back from the shop. Im fucking knackered now.

— Tired Sterling (@tiredsterling) October 13, 2014

Liverpool: Someone’s Made A @TiredSterling Twitter Account Already…

And it’s already got over 2500 followers.

It’s a slow news week, it’s raining and I’m sure that people have got better things to do than mess around on the internet but here we are: a parody account for a non-story about a Liverpool player rightly taking ownership of his body during an away-day for his national team.

This, reader, is why we cannot have nice things. Or even already rubbish things.

Someone pass me the remote. Cant be arsed getting up to change the channel.

— Tired Sterling (@tiredsterling) October 13, 2014

Just played 45 minutes. This FIFA 15 shit is hard work!

— Tired Sterling (@tiredsterling) October 13, 2014

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