Man United Fans, Here's 100 Reasons To Hate Bayern Munich
Man United fans could be forgiven for going into the first leg of their Champions League quarter final with Bayern Munich tonight expecting a spanking.
The Bavarian big dogs have swept all before them in the Bundesliga so far this season, and head to Old Trafford having won their last seven games on the road - and smashing 22 goals in the process (whilst conceding just two).
On top of that they have a bloody ace squad, a handsome manager, and a crowd full of blonde, boobed babes, and beer.
Thinking about it, if United don't want the spanking, we'll gladly take it.
Anyway, to cut through the doom and gloom, here's FullTimeDEVILS resident comedian and Man United fan, Ian Smith, giving you the low down on why IT'S OKAY to hate Bayern.
And not a Basil Fawlty-esque goose step in sight.
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