Man United: Could This Italian World Cup Star Fix Your Defence?
United fans love Rafael. They love him brainfarts, consistent injuries and looking more than a bit porky and all. That's love.
But there comes a time when you have to upgrade. Like that motor you lost your 'ginity in that's now running a bit slow and rusted and can't make it on cold evenings, you have to upgrade.
Step forward Torino's Matteo Darmian. Having started his career as a centre-back, the 24-year-old has evolved into a quality full-back showing off great attacking and defensive nous, quality on the ball and requisite physical attributes.
He's perfect, basically. According to the Mirror, you're interested and Torino want £15mil and we say: Go for it, mate.