Man United: Send Nani Packing & Sign This Unknown Brazillian
Last night's Manchester derby defeat to Man City saw United looking a little light in the attacking third - and it's no secret that David Moyes is actively looking to add some creative impetus to his underachieving squad over the summer.
Well, perhaps he might want to turn his attentions to South America, because Brazilian dribbler Arthur Maia scored this RIDICULOUS goal on Monday as his side, America RN, beat Globo two nil - and the sheer audacity of his effort has made headlines worldwide.
Yep, it's a long shot, but bear with us, ok? Man United DO have a history of signing unknown foreign quantities and turning them into world famous superstars. Ain't that right, Cristiano Ronaldo?
In the interest of balance, they also have a record of signing unknown foreign quantities and then sneakily shipping them back in the direction they came from after six months or so. Ain't that right, Eric Djemba-Djemba, Bébé and Kleberson?
Anyway, it's fair to say there'll be plenty of new arrivals pitching up in the north west over the coming months, and - let's face it - this fella can't be any worse than Tom Cleverley.