Ah, Manchester United's Executive Vice-Chariman Ed Woodward.
Possibly the most unpopular man in Manchester right about now. Or, arguably, Man of the Year if you're part of the blue half of the city.
For us United fans, he has a lot of questions to answer this morning, such as:
1. Why on Earth did you leave it this late to conduct business?
2. Why did you not provide David Moyes with two or three top signings to ensure he started the season with a sense of authority and faith from the powers that be, much needed after taking on the most difficult job in world football?
3. How exactly are you planning to smuggle yourself out of your office before the baying Mancunian mob arrive with flaming pitchforks?
Twitter is awash this morning with Tweets regarding the failings of Transfer Window Woody; some angry, some just downright funny. Here are our ten of the best.
Manchester United Opinion
Manchester United Transfers
Manchester United Nostalgia