Manchester United look to be active in the off season, but despite the arrival of Phil Jones, the burning questions are what does Rio do on Twitter, why is Bebe a Manchester United player and who will replace Paul Scholes...
It was a curious season for Manchester United. Worthy Premier League winners, they were derided for being an average team and received a shellacking for losing to Barcelona, one of the best ever club sides. But forget that, did you know that Jimmy Krankie is in the running to replace Paul Scholes, Fergie allegedly averages three bottles of red a day and Rio apparently thought a Tweet Deck was something you can stand on?
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