Newcastle Legend Laurent Robert Knocking Out Olivier Bernard Was Amazing

You know what’s brilliant? Really long range goals by mercurial French wingers who love a good strop.

You know what else is properly brilliant? When players get hit with a ball SO HARD in the head that they lose control of their body and stumble around like yer da’s best mate - you know the one with that stained grey t-shirt that turned up to your sister’s 21st with half a bottle of Navy and stank of fags and meth. Him. Great.

Anyway, turned out that Newcastle’s Laurent Robert was wicked at both. When he let that hammer of a left-peg go and sent one flying and nearly knocked your man Ollie Bernard’s head smooth off and it was brilliant. Football’s great, innit?

@samdiss

(video by the very ace @JonnyGabriel - plus he’s a Newcastle fan)