"I want Arsene Wenger lifting the trophies after just winning the double, and I want him sat on a dog"

Apparently the owner (of the tattoo, not the dog) was inspired by a dream in which the Arsenal boss rode a big shaggy friend while holding the cups aloft victoriously. That's all well and good, but it doesn't explain how that then turned into a permanent marking on his body. Fair play, if you're going to get a football tattoo, it might as well be unique. 

If you like that, have a look at our list of terrible football tattoos.