Video Evidence That Abramovich's Transfer Policy Has Gone Insane

This video shows us that Abramovich's transfer policy is just as barmy as his attitude towards managers...

Abramovich really is going insane. 6 months ago a young manager by the name of Roberto Di Matteo won the world's most prestigious club trophy for Chelsea. Now, after just a few bad games, he's been sacked.

Still if this ultra real footage and in no way actually a clip from a sketch show reveals, Abramovich's insane policies extend beyond the manager's position at Stamford Bridge. Not only does Abramovich want to buy trophies and attractive football loved by all - he also wants to buy your son.

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