Abramovich really is going insane. 6 months ago a young manager by the name of Roberto Di Matteo won the world's most prestigious club trophy for Chelsea. Now, after just a few bad games, he's been sacked.
Still if this ultra real footage and in no way actually a clip from a sketch show reveals, Abramovich's insane policies extend beyond the manager's position at Stamford Bridge. Not only does Abramovich want to buy trophies and attractive football loved by all - he also wants to buy your son.