Known for thinking himself a sexual panther, Liverpool's Andy Carroll was paid the ultimate compliment when a glitch (yeah right EA, it really looks like one) saw him clasp Lukas Fabianski's head before kissing him with more passion that has been unseen on the field this season. Our favourite bit of the clip is not Carroll's weird sexual jerk but the way Fabianski wipes his mouth after the smooch. Quite right, too.
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