With the kind of acting that makes Barry from Eastenders look like Kenneth Branagh, watch how Hull's Ahmed Elmohamady not only tries to win a penalty, but momentarily suspend the laws of physics in Arsenal's box.
As anybody with eyes can see, Coquelin simply clears the ball and, at most, brushes the Hull midfielder with all the force of your Nan wiping crumbs off your shirt.
The worst thing about it is the quality of the jump. It's not even an "I'm really hurt" dive, it's more like watching a child trying to catch a balloon. A definite contender for the coveted 'Fallon D'floor'.