Will cut the head off anyone who says a can of Monster and a packet of Wotsits isn't an acceptable breakfast
Could you look a bit more insane mate?
Does IT support for Cash Converters
"Can you crop it so it looks like a shotgun?"
"Right the bloke let me down on the champagne but there's a petrol garage round the corner."
Stupid fish bastard. Do you want to go out with me?
"It's symbolic of me 'making a splash' in your life. That actually happened though"
Let's go for dinner, what do you fancy?
"Have you seen much of your Dad lately? Roy says he's not even been in the Dog & Duck for a few weeks"
"Mum.....I think you should come and look at this"