House Advertised Online With 'Local Drug Dealers Close By'

That's one way to sell it
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You might as well get these things out of the way first. You don't want to be there at 4am, the remnants of a dingy warehouse party piled into your front room, someone connecting the speakers to his iPhone, only to realise nobody's coming all the way out to the back end of Norwood to deliver supplies. 

These home owners obviously know the struggle, and have taken the time to mention "local drug dealers close by" in the 'property features' section of their Zoopla listing. 

Unfortunately they've failed to mention how many 24 hour offies there are within walking distance.