I'll tell you who. I fucking do.
Is it even possible to have as good a time as that? Sat at my desk, I don't think so. The brunette looks like she's about to explode with vibes. The blonde's busting out wanker-signs that've never looked more welcoming, even amidst what is literally the worst music to ever burn through my eardrum.
Get me there. Take me to them.