News Anchor Loses The Plot After Being Forced To Talk About Kardashians

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Florida news anchor John Brown had something of an on-screen meltdown this week after being forced to report on the Kardashians' pet rabbit. 

To the sound of nervous laughter from his co-hosts, Brown walks off set screaming "I'VE HAD ENOUGH. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS", only to be instantly replaced by a lookalike. 

The scary thing is, you could actually imagine this as a scene from a film about a sedative dystopian society under mass mind control. Except it's not. It's the news. 

Brown was promptly taken outside and shot. More on the Kardashians tomorrow. 

*He wasn't really shot.