Watch Double Hard C**t Shia LaBeouf Headbut A Bloke In Saaf London Boozer

Step aside Elijah Wood in Green Street, there's a new kid in town...
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Hollywood A-Lister Shia LaBeouf showed he's proper handy this week, planting a nut on a bloke in New Cross after a row over baseball or something. In fact, we say planted a nut, it was more like a big sloppy eskimo kiss on a bloke who obviously didn't want to know. Good luck to him throwing his weight around South London hipster haunts like that, Millwall are at home tomorrow, let's hope he stumbles into the wrong pub.