It's a moment I'll never forget: unzipping my tent on a warm Glastonbury morning to find my mate eager to tell me the news. "Kanye sang Bohemian Rhapsody last night".
Pardon? He did what?
Yep. Turns out Kanye no longer has anybody around him to say no. To anything. Ever.
But even if the tiny thread which once held Kanye to reality has snapped, at least we've got this superb mash-up featuring the late Freddie Mercury to accurately portray the nation's feelings.