An eBay user's listing for a "Shithouse crap caravan" has gone viral after a superb rant in which she blames her husband for drunkenly buying the "shabby shit" mobile home.
The listing begins....
"Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it. My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he’d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, deposit it around the back of our office, and failed to declare it as technically a marital ‘asset’ until recently."
"Luckily, I’m the trusting type, and despite appearances I don’t think he bought it solely for the purpose of having a sordid extra-marital affair or taking up dogging, however as you might be able to see from the pictures, it would be PERFECT for both. Also pretty useful if you’re thinking of getting into murdering."
Click here to read the rest.
So far the caravan has attracted bids up to £75,000 and a number of eBay user questions, this one being our favourite.
"Q: I see that this item is fairly local to me. Is it possible that you could move it further away, please? Many thanks in advance..."