The Kardashians were on the cover of “Redbook” magazine this week. They have replaced The Simpsons as the most famous family in America. What's their secret? Good looks? Luck? Business minded? It's actually much more impressive than that. They’ve got one up on all of us. Kris Jenner, Mother and Manager of the reality TV stars explains the secret “They work 25 hours a day.”
That’s it then. Most people work 8 hours a day and live 24 hours a day. Idiots. The Kardashians are working on a different level to us. So next time you complain about their success maybe you should start looking at adding an extra hour to your clock you lazy so and so.
Newt Gingrich, a Republican Presidential candidate has a problem. He has been married twice and the marriages have broken down due to affairs. His affairs. Classic seedy stuff. That's not going to play well with floating voters. But wait, he has an excuse...
"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," Gingrich said.
The lessons here is, don’t love your country too much. It may drive you into the arms of someone who isn’t your wife. I can only imagine the sort of hijinks Captain America is up to when away from home.
Chris O'Donnell was interviewed this week. Remember him? The best example of a fallen Hollywood star. In a recent interview he said “When I made Batman & Robin, I felt like I was making a toy commercial."
Later on he went on to say (talking about the Batman films) “Some day my kids are going to watch these and say to themselves 'That's daddy'!"
Lets just hope those kids don’t have opinions of taste. Or otherwise it’s going to be, “There’s daddy! In this awful awful movie."
LeBron James. Possibly the best basketball player in the world at moment is a big believer in beating child obesity. His LeBron James Family Foundation does charity work focusing on child fitness and health.
Which would explain why he now advertises for McDonalds. I mean a successful sports star legitimising fast food. That's fine. He probably needs the money as well. Last year it was reported he was earning $20000 a hour. He was probably glad of the work.
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