Five Fucked-Up Facts We Learnt About History Via Reddit

Who needs a library when you've got Reddit?
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What's the point in going to university anymore? You can shove your loans and having fun and getting a world-class higher-education, I'm just going to sit on Reddit and listen to internet mugs who learnt the stuff for me.

Thanks to ace threads like this on the site, even if it is all a bit too American-y, you can learn all kinds of shit.

Shit like this:

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Britain apparently spent £4.3billion on prostitutes last year - could've saved a whole lotta readies by simply hacking off your nutsack with a pair of clippers.

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Oh, okay.

Imagine having to explain to a bloke that he had to do a jizz all up in your sister to actually knock 'er up. Bet dinner was well awkward after that.

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How the hell has Hollywood not latched onto this one yet? Granted they'd probably attempt to "Oriental up" Channing Tatum to guarantee bums on seats but still, it's a story that should be told the fuck out of.

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Fuck. I'm all for the etymology of idioms but fuck.

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...and that's my weekend sorted.