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Are Funny Tattoos A Waste Of Money Or The Ultimate Joke?

Posted: 2 August 2012
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Some of us see our skin as a blank canvas, ready to be adorned with the most beautiful and detailed artwork. Then there are those of us who choose to brave the inky needle to turn our belly button into a cat’s bum...

In Britain, some of us see our skin as a blank canvas, ready to be adorned with the most beautiful and detailed artwork you’ve ever seen: a magic fish from the orient, a multi-coloured tree flower or a rusty anchor with old rope tied around it perhaps. Then there are those of us who choose to brave the inky needle for a Diet Coke tattoo or to make our belly button into a cat’s bum with the aid of a comical illustration that will be there forever.

We’ve mastered the art of making fun of ourselves and our sense of humour is second to none in the UK. So why scoff at the funny tattoos? Those who wear them should do so with pride.

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1:34 pm, 2-Aug-2012tony coffey
Having a 'funny' tatoo is the equivalent of wearing a 'funny' t-shirt. Every day, for the rest of your life, until you are dead, buried and decomposing. The current fervour for ancient celtic symbols, maori scripts and Winnie the Poohs scrawled in places you wouldn't show a doctor totally baffles me. It's all part of the 'look at me - LOOK AT ME' culture we've created where 'everyone is an individual' and yet we're more the same than we've ever been. Shows like Miami Ink, La Ink and the woefully depressing London Ink feature a parade of one empty headed arsehole after another desperate to depict some great moment of their life for posterity. Of course they've all got a 'story' to tell. Jesus Christ do they. 'Erm yeah, like I knew this really cool guy called Dave or Dennis or whatever, and like he totally died of AIDS or got run over by like a bus or something so I want to capture our friendship for like EVER! Can you mutilate a Daffy Duck on my arse cheek?' My seventeen year old neice has got some scrawl down her forearm. It's some platitude about 'life'. I'm sure at 27, 37, 47 she'll feel exactly the same way as she does now. Tough shit if she doesn't eh? Please don't get a tatoo. And while I'm at it don't give your child a stupid fucking name eh?
2:41 am, 25-Sep-2012Nick
Up yours tony coffey. You should get fucktard tattooed on your forehead.
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