You can accuse us of scraping the barrel of the bottom if you like but a week after Pippa Midleton's Arse stole the show at the Royal Wedding her moment in the botlight looks set to run and run. Whilst the UK is still gripped with P.Middy Arse Fever the American's have branched out and are now spending time and column inches exploring the rest of her body.
The New York Post is leading the way by publishing the above shot of P.Middy dancing in a Purple Bra. In the vacuum created by the American Government's refusal to show a picture of a man they may or may not have killed, American news outlets now look set to put all their energies behind P.Middy's Purple Partying Bra. The Bra is so eye catching that not one Royal Watcher or Celebrity Analist has noticed that both dancers are perfecting the classic Chinless Toff Pose, apparently without any sense of irony.
Meanwhile back in London the Daily Mail have found a picture of Pippa wrapped in toilet paper. At a time when more politically minded members of the public are clammering for images and information of Osama Bin Laden it would seem there are no end of images pertaining to Pippa Middleton's Arse, Bra and Legs. Toffs all over Edinburgh and London must at this moment be frantically searching for old phones and memory sticks in an attempt to join the tide of amateur photographers sharing these important images with the rest of the world.
If you have any suggestions how we can continue our 7 Day Pippa Middleton's Arse Coverage please let us know.