Suicidal Man Decides Life's Great After A Week Spent Taking Cocaine With Hookers

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A man in Mexico has shared his incredible story on Reddit of how spending a week shagging and sniffing gear taught him to love life again. In his own words he said...

"Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn't so bad after all."

Sounds like the most x-rated version of It's A Wonderful Life we've ever heard. Can't wait for the film.

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