Thoughts For The Day: Strategic Arguing

It’s bad enough that they’ve literally crushed your heart to pieces or you theirs, don’t make your break up worse by wracking up a massive phone bill to prove it.
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Make sure you avoid having arguments with your partner at the start of your new mobile billing month. Last thing you want to do is have to use up 100 of your 600 monthly minutes on the second day of the new billing month. Even if there is an issue that needs to be talked out, try your best to put it off until you’re half way through the billing month.

She’ll be waiting for you to make the first move. Stave things off by sending her a few texts or do the old hang up after a couple of rings so she calls you back. Fend off any suspicions she might have that you’re tight by pretending not to be able to hear her properly when she calls you back demanding to know why you hung up. ‘Baby, I can’t hear you…what was that…hang on, I’m going to try and get a better reception….can you hear me now?” Anything along those lines usually works.

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