Meet Oliver Lown, the Suffolk vet recently found guilty of possessing videos of himself 'doing stuff' to a horse and a dog.
According to the BBC, The Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons disciplinary committee found Mr Lowns guilty of five charges of improper conduct, and one of dressing like a wally in a Dream Theatre t-shirt (that bit's not true). He has been struck off the register.
The court learnt that the vet, who studied in Hungary, was given a conditional discharge in 2012 for possessing extreme pornography, but has never practised in the UK.
The horse is said to be extremely upset about the leaked sex tape and is currently in talks with Channel 4 over a documentary about the affair. The dog is releasing a single, out on Monday.