The World's First Sex Toy Made For Bankers

It really is as cringeworthy as it sounds...

Bankers of the world - when you're not busy fucking up the world's economy with your greedy sociopathic cuntishness, you can now get your rocks off with a new sex toy made especially for the Wall St elite. The Lelo Pino 'premium gift set' comes in a pin striped box (we're not making this up) and includes silver cufflinks and an engraved money clip (honestly, we're not).

It's unclear whether another participant is needed or whether you can just use it while wanking off in front of the mirror at your own oily reflection. The advert is one of the most embarrassing things we've ever seen.


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