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20 Stupid But Excellent Paul Merson Quotes

by Sabotage
23 March 2015

It's Paul Merson's 47th birthday today and to celebrate we've got 20 quotes that will leave you staggered that he is paid to talk for a living.

20. “When Everton knock it long, they don’t knock it long.”

19. “After Chelsea scored, Bolton epitulated.”

18. “He done great to get where he got.”

17. “Scoring goals is the hardest thing in football but doing it in a struggling team is double harder.”

16. “Football’s all about yesterday, it’s all about now.”

15. “They’re not that very good, Napoli.”

14. “If you’re chopping and changing the team you don’t get that word I can’t pronounce beginning with ‘C’.”

13. “There’s only one person gets you sacked and that’s the fans.”

12. “You can’t bite your nose off to spite your face.”

11. “Swansea’s right-back, Rangel Angel, will be putting the crosses in.”

10. “It was a damp squid for Liverpool.”

9. “Reading won’t have the confidence to be confident.”

8. “Goals dictate how matches go.”

7. “People just looked lost. Too many players looked like fish on trees.”

6. “The new manager has given us unbelivable belief.”

5. “You usually like to play promoted sides around Christmas. They have got two lungs at the moment.”

4. “Liverpool have just rolled the last bit of dice.”

3. “For this game only, Burnley won’t change their style of play. And for certain other games too.”

2. “When defenders get ran at they’re not as great as what they are.”

1. “They’re lacking that real streak of bang.”

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