Here’s the real one (as in, this is actually what he said. We know, we know)

Here’s Twitter’s reaction:

"Anyone who doesn't love those Keep Calm & Carry On posters should ring up Baby Prince George and explain why." - Ian Wright, probably.

— Sabotage Times (@SabotageTimes) June 24, 2014

That Ian Wright quote is ridiculous. Who RINGS people nowadays? Just send them a text and a sad face emoji.

— Alex (@Cllnsn) June 23, 2014

IDEA: Kickstarter to make a large medieval catapult from which to fire Ian Wright directly into the fucking sea.

— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) June 24, 2014

"Hiya, yeah. It's… It's er Ben Foster. Ian Wright gave me your number. Is that bagpipes?! Oh god. The funeral is today? I'll call back"

— Daniel Sandison (@DanielSandison) June 23, 2014

Can't believe what Ian Wright says in tomorrow's Daily Star: pic.twitter.com/O4FlEnbzBs

— Callum Orr (@CallumOrr) June 23, 2014

Any footballer that doesn't want to play for England should phone Ian Wright and tell him to fuck off

— lem (@RinseRuss) June 23, 2014

Glenn Hoddle - "I agree 100% with Wrighty, but why stop at footballers? Let's have people with Spina bifida phoning soldiers' parents too!"

— Guy Goma (@therickypedia) June 24, 2014

Amen Wrighty pic.twitter.com/dmGnLyqTDi

— Eamo (@EamoV1) June 23, 2014

Disgusting article about soldiers and footballers from you today @Wrighty_8, stick to what you're good at; pretending to be a scout.

— (via @JonnyGabriel) (@JonnyGabriel) June 24, 2014

"The next footballer who says he doesn't want to play for England might as well do a big poo in one of the Queen Mum's hats" - Ian Wright

— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) June 23, 2014

Might as well stop their benefits too "@waatpies: Ian Wright: Players Who Skip England Duty Should Ring Parents Of Dead Soldiers To Explain"

— shrew123 (@shrew123) June 24, 2014