Let's face it, there can't really be any other reason for it...
We're rolling out the celebratory round derriere gallery...
It can't be just us...
Because Lewandowski always walks around in full football kit kicking a ball...
Why are all the hot girls in TopShop instead of dancing in a rented villa with Giggs?
I recently went to find out if the lump in my left breast was cancerous. I wrote this whilst going through the various waiting stages in the hosp...
I opened my eyes and there was a portly naked man in nothing but a balaclava frantically messing with himself...
From ancient reality stars to computer game characters, our ever popular series is back...
You may think that you became a hipster because skinny jeans suit you (they don't) or turned into a lad because you can finish a centurion withou...
The journalist's comments in a recent Sunday Times article are not only disrespectful to rape victims, they're dangerous.
Big hair, bouffants and the odd right-hander. For a generation of men these sirens remain permanently in the minds ...
The worst part is that it took me a long time to stop feeling guilty about the fact that I didn’t feel guilty...
Remember that episode of ‘Are You Being Served?’ where Mrs. Slocombe calls Captain Peacock ‘a sick fucko cock...
As you celebrate Judd the dragon slayer, spare a thought for the Welsh lass who saved our bacon back in 1797...
They might not be the most obvious choices, but I'd still like to single them out for some special attention...
Can we please stop fetishising women and food?
If you've ever been on a cramped, turbulent Ryanair flight to some backwoods farm of an airport, then you've probably wondered why aviation was e...
St Tropez was the playground of artists until Brigitte Bardot, the legendary beauty, put it on the map by showing up to film 'And God Created Wom...
It can't just be me...
Remember that psycho ex-girlfriend you had that wouldn't stop texting you, keeping tabs on your whereabouts at all ...
Living in the public eye but operating almost unnoticed, there exists a secret society of women who, unknown to our...
The Sun's current ploy to tie in a breast cancer charity with its controversial Page 3 feature is a smart move by t...
Scream queen, cricket buff, karate black belt, Holocaust survivor - the late, lovely Ingrid Pitt was all these and ...
Hooray, it's pancake day! Which gives us the perfect opportunity to air this completely bizarre pancake commercial.
To be a successful pin-up in the sixties you had to be serious about your work. Here's a tribute to some of the women who did it best...
Shagging, kidnapping & killing - no wonder Rome took so long to build. Here are 5 of the women the Romans loved the most...
From baby chasers to do gold diggers via professional mistresses and faux air heads, a quartet of women who wind me up...
From friends having a wazz to the obligatory legs up limo shot, these images are exclusive to the female of the spe...
Harmless joke making? Or justification for hateful speech? It’s time we had a serious talk about the phrase “It...
Bringing him back is not only wrong on entertainment levels but makes a mockery of workplace sexism - it's complete...
There are people out there who would have you believe that carbs are bad for you. They may be right - but what do I...
From the vaults of Jack magazine, an exploration into the thriving world of erotic photography. We added a few of our own, purely for research purposes.
Nowadays dirty talk is as much a part of the mating ritual as GUM clinics and sleeping in 'the wetspot' but that doesn't mean we're all ok with it...
It all started with some sherbet and a pair of scissors...
From stalking our exes to hating every woman we're friends with on Facebook and asking questions so loaded that we ...
As a gay man I'd like to set the record straight *coughs* once and for all, so that I'll be able to join in a round...
Domination great, bumming fine, but if you think finger-banging is the one you are hugely mistaken sunshine...
Quite simply one of the finest calendars we've ever seen...
From the music to the clothes, England has always been a nation divided, and now...
It's the Saturday before Christmas, of course you feel like shit. Sit down, rea...
You wan'sum I'll give it ya.
From Sam Smith asking you to drink his milk to Katy Perry's dick.
In tears at some of these.
Thought Black Friday was bad?
How do you possibly follow It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back? Might...
When they're good they can produce some of the best moments of your clubbing car...
10 reasons why National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation will have you crying with l...
Thinking of having your pet sign its name or including a round robin letter with...
Say goodbye to the Michaels from Brighton...
So this escalated quickly...
British Indie is a zombie that will not die.
Wish I was a gnome for Christmas.
What is there left to say?
Dads have got key skills that they're holding back from our generation, and it's...
BAH GAWD KING, SWEET CHIN MUSIC, OUT OF NOWHERE.