Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote In One Place

The Simpsons celebrates its 500th episode this week. In 23 years, the evergreen tearaway Bart Simpson has managed 288 chalkboard mantras during the opening credits, here they are in all their glory...
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Our favourites have got to be "I will not defame New Orleans" and "World War II Could Not Beat Up World War I".. Here's to 500 more episodes, and another lifetime in detention for everyone's favourite brat.

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