It’s the penultimate episode of Chelsea. I’m gonna miss you guys, but I’m bloody relieved it’s almost over. For the last two months, Caggie’s hopes have been my hopes. Spencer’s dreams have been my dreams. Jamie’s pardies have been my pardies. I have lived an exhausting emotional double life and I’ve just been diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder. However, all I have to do is ignore what it said on the doctor’s note and I’m good to go for the next hour or so.
Firstly, Spencer and Hugo are driving around their ‘hood in some kind of offroad vehicular beast. It’s not so much a Chelsea tractor as a Shloane-man tank. When your metaphorical bollocks have been chopped off, your average penile extension ride won’t cut it, so you need to hit up a battalion for some wheels.
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