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FLIRTING WITH DISASTER
Neurotic adoptee Ben Stiller seeks his birth parents David O'Russell's sharp-scripted delightful chaotic comedy at 02:05am on Film4 Saturday 9th May.
KILLING THEM SOFTLY
A simple stick up unfolds into an economically allegorical criminal character study & Marmite talk 'em up in James Gandolfini staring drama at 10:55pm on Film4 Sunday 10th May.
Abused by child, corporate slave dumps directives to annihilate drug messiah- brain transplanting, blood squibbing fun at 11pm on SyFy Sunday 10th May.
THE DARK KNIGHT
Gravel voiced metacarpi puncher faces off antithetical pencil disappearing anarchist clown in Heath Ledger's iconic treat at 9pm on ITV2 Sunday 10th May.
Progenitor seeking explorers unleash biological WMD in giant head exploding, squid birthing, Alien angering horror at 9pm on Channel4 Sunday 10th May.
Cat-corpse-flinging, morgue-brawling, skull-sawing, zombifing death-defying fun in 1980s H.P. Lovecraft inspired horror at 10:45pm on Horror Channel Tuesday 12th May.
Masochistic malcontent man makes soapy Mayhem in anarchic, abusive, anti-establishment homo-subtexted meta mould-breaker at 11pm on ITV4 Tuesday 12th May.
After AIRPLANE! crew eat the fish, PTSD-ed passenger is pressured into piloting plane in Zucker Zucker & Abrahams inspirer at 4:55pm on TCM Wednesday 13th May.
MARIA FULL OF GRACE
Pregnant Colombian teenager becomes pill gurgitating drug mule for family supporting funds in unflinching drama at 10pm on Sky Arts 1 Wednesday 13th May.
THE WILD ONE
Raucous rebel bikers make mess in small town in trophy stealing, gang fighting, tale telling Marlon Brando classic at 7:30pm on TCM Thursday 14th May.
Psychopathic prison addict builds an empire of infamy in Nicolas Winding Refn & Tom Hardy's butter smearing tour de forceat 10:45pm on Film4 Friday 15th.