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Being last male of his species, emasculated macaw is forced into Brazilian sex slavery for profit of others in disturbing kids treat at 1pm Film4 Saturday 16th.
Two children uncover family secrets & solve automaton puzzles in Martin Scorsese’s wondrously beautiful love letter to cinemaat 6:30pm on Film4 Sunday 17th.
21 JUMP STREET
Miranda forgetter & insecure schlub infiltrate school hfs-drug ring & trip major ball-sack in mouth fingering fun at 9pm on ITV2 Sunday 17th.
STARTER FOR 10
Howard Stark, Professor X & Dr Strange pit their wits against each other to win university challenge in lesser known Marvel Cinematic Universe prequel at 11:20pm on BBC2 Tuesday 19th.
An elderly woman seeks solace as she mourns for the suicide of a raped girl in complex & intricate Cannes winning drama at 00:55am on Film4 Wednesday 20th.
THE CLASS OF '92
The epic rise of talent & timing of Beckham Butt Ryan Scholes & the Neveilles author Manchester United’s meteoric footy domination of the 1990's in top documentary at 8pm on ITV4 Thursday 21st.
The unimaginably enormous impact of Hollywood agent provocateur John Milius' anarchic, ubiquitous filmic fingerprints are explored in exuberant documentary wonder at 01:35am on Film4 Friday 22nd.