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Ungrateful girl enters androgynous wizard's monstrous maze in swamp stenching, head swapping consummate fantasy wonder at 5:30pm on 5* Saturday 20th.
KING OF DEVIL'S ISLAND
Subjected to crushing abuse, borstal boys plan violent escape from captivity in arresting, abrasive Norwegian true story at 9pm on BBC4 Saturday 20th.
Egos clash as pukey playboy & meticulous misanthrope's mutual enmity reaches fever pitch in death defying racing rivalry at 9pm on Channel 4 Saturday 20th.
BLADE OF FURY
Kung Fu master is drawn into communist allegory- frenetic, astonishingly skilled body-bicecting action epic actioner at 11:30PM on TCM Sunday 21st.
Student skiing holiday descends into utter carnage amid rush of aroused Germans, dripping gashes & massive hard tools at 11:15pm on The Horror Channel Monday 22nd.
SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED
Three people overcome regretful nostalgia as journos probe time travel claiming kook in toilet hair washing, laser stealing, obscure indie time travelling comedy curio from Colin "Jurassic World" Trevorrow at 00:10am on Film4 Monday 22nd.
GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES
Brother & infant sister's unbreakable love helps them endure war in Studio Ghibli's breathtakingly beautiful heart-shatterer at 01:50am on Film4 Monday 22nd.
WE WERE SOLDIERS
Both sides of brutal war are perceived as Mel Gibson leads first major battle on Vietnamese soil in dualistic drama at 10pm on ITV4 Tuesday 23rd.
OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
FO-game-player single handedly saves boxing president from monument circumcising Koreans in ballistic thriller fun at 9pm on 5* Wednesday 24th.
Meticulous revenge unfolds as Ellen Page sets a honey-trap for a charismatic predator in stylish, squeamish, leg crossing thriller at 00:40am on The Horror Channel Wednesday 24th.
BOY MEETS GIRL
Forlorn, aspiring Parisian film-maker finds art house love with suicidal party crasher in Leos Carax's dazzling debut at 01:30am on Film4 Wednesday 24th.
THE NIGHT IS YOUNG
Recruited for an illicit heist, Parisian card shark sparks friction between socially separate generations and genders in Leos Carax's chromatically innovative gem at 01:10am on Film4 Thursday 25th.
THE LAST STAND
Ancient Arnie & inept underlings face criminal army in big gunning, muscle car ragging, bad guy blasting shoot em up at 9pm on 5* Friday 26th.
Dave Grohl, Alice Cooper, Jarvis Cocker, James Hetfield & more explore the life & influence of Motorhead front man Lemmy at 10pm on BBC4 Friday 26th.
Detective Denzel Washington risks his reputation as he tracks a serial killing seraphim in avenging angel urban fantasy at 11:55pm on BBC1 Friday 26th.