Sabotage Times, We can't Concentrate so Why Should You?

Bjork’s 2011 offering is a light in the digital darkness of autotune and overused synth.

He has inspired some of music’s legends, yet the myths surrounding Robert Johnson are legendary on a whole new level.

And so our trophy drought extends to eight years. A bit defeatist before a goal has been kicked? Perhaps, but Bayern Munich are the ultimate counter punching team and Europe’s most dominant. Our season was always going to end like this.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday The 13th, Nightmare On Elm Street; all have been treated to a remake and all are shit. But if the gory red band trailer is any indication, Evil Dead looks to buck that trend.

If Arsenal had won that game, it would’ve swung the title race in our favour. However, a moment of pure footballing genius from Ryan Giggs saw Manchester United go on to secure the FA Cup win at Villa Park and I wouldn’t swap that moment for a thing.

With Jack Butland off to Stoke in the summer; Begovic courted by Liverpool, Arsenal and Manchester United and De Gea rumoured to go to Barcelona, this could be the biggest goalkeeping merry go round in footballing history.

Meet Ninja and Yo-Landi Vi$$er. Together they make Die Antwoord - the South African rap duo that sound like a blurry weekend chasing chemically enchanted pleasure.

Arsenal are toothless in midfield and lacking a clinical finisher in front of goal. Wenger needs to match their rivals for fourth and strengthen his team, lest Arsenal turn into a 5th placed side of flat track bullies.

Steadicams, soundtracks, swearing and bad mutha f*****s. Quentin Tarantino infused the film industry with a new cinematic beast in 1992, and we’re still happy to be stuck in the middle with him. Here’s a tribute to the man himself.