Twitter Reacts Angrily To The World's First Cereal Cafe In Shoreditch
"Hope they get carved up by the locals"
News came in this week that two identical twins are to open the world’s first cereal cafe in Shoreditch, offering 100 varieties of cereal with 12 different types of milk. “What’s wrong with a fry up?” you might ask. We wondered the same thing, so we put it to Twitter…
@SabotageTimes @BenjaminJames27 those beards look impractical for cereal eating. I imagine they’re a trap for dribbled milk and coco pops.
— Andy Crisp (@ACrispix) November 4, 2014
@SabotageTimes beards, tattoos, charging a premium for something naff…same old same old for Shoreditch — Daniel Pountney (@DanPountney) November 4, 2014
@SabotageTimes No thoughts. Just a dry homicidal rage.
— Mr Bum (@cogito_ergo_bum) November 4, 2014
@SabotageTimes Next thing you know some smart arse will open one doing fry ups . — Orient Braces (@OrientBraces) November 4, 2014
@chris_mandle @SamDiss @SabotageTimes I’m less concerned about this if it means I can get my hands on some Kellog’s Start.
— Katherine Solomon (@sollyk) November 4, 2014
@SabotageTimes on the other hand I suppose it will help keep these people who ask ridiculous questions in cafe’s away from the rest of us — Nick dafox (@Nickdafox1) November 5, 2014
@deano311984 @5teve_f @SimonJ68 @SabotageTimes hope they carved up by the locals
— K H (@keitthpunter) November 5, 2014
@keitthpunter @SabotageTimes haha. The great ideas are right in front of you, charge some hipster twat 6 quid for a bowl of cocoa pops — Maurice (@GibraltarMo) November 5, 2014
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So much hate. It is cereal. Going to lose sleep over this?
Don't get Shorediitch. Worked there for a few years and it's just graffiti and dog shit.