LOVES: Beer, wine – OK, drinking - football (well, Newcastle United if you could call that football), FPS’, motorbikes, clothes, interior design, running off his beer gut, shouting at the TV, tutting at young people’s fashion, pretending to a proper writer, and the Autumn. HATES: Being hungover, being a Newcastle United fan, running off his beer gut, young people’s fashion, people on the TV, clothes that look better on other people, non-FPS computer games, cars, not being a proper writer and Spring, Summer and Winter..