The Day A Flasher In A Balaclava Ejaculated In My Hair
I opened my eyes and there was a portly naked man in nothing but a balaclava frantically messing with himself…
How I Converted My Boyfriend To Bruce Springsteen
It was a make or break decision which he got right and here’s how I managed to convince my boyfriend that The Boss was the one…
First Date Hell: I Spat Phlegm All Over His Shirt
The booze was flowing, my jokes were getting funnier and everything was going swimmingly. Then it happened…