Man Utd Legend Roy Keane Reckon Gary Neville's Penis Is Proper Tiny
Journalism, is it?
Easily the best quote from Roy Keane's new book. pic.twitter.com/K04KkqIEll
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Man Utd Legend Roy Keane Reckon Gary Neville’s Penis Is Proper Tiny
Ahem. Oh. Er… Right.
So in his new book, ex-Manchester United legend/mentalist Roy Keane is bringing out the big guns for his former teammates by tearing down the Class Of 92 shower curtain shielding their penises from baying fans.
Pretty sure I could’ve done without the mental image of Nicky Butt whacking about his monster dong but whatever, any abuse for Gary Neville I’m all for, tbh.
Update: Obviously it’s parody. Obviously. Didn’t think I’d have to signpost it but turns out I do.
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COMMENTS
Maybe not. But whatever the case -- even without your help Roy Maurice Keane is rapidly turning himself into the biggest prick in football.
He's a very bitter yet self absorbed guy who is in need of money and attention to try and sell a book. Throwing anyone and everyone under the bus. Good luck to your future in football
A shame when someone turns into parody of their previous greatness. And this coming from the other end of the East Lancs.