Arsenal: If Wenger Doesn’t Buy A World Class Striker, He Must Go
Wenger better get ready to put on his ‘signing shoes’ because if he wastes another transfer window in the summer his time might just be up…
10 Forgotten West Coast Hip-Hop Classics
With summer beckoning, we dig through the crates and find some of the lesser-known jams from the sunny West Coast.
How Ricky Gervais Ruined Atheism For The Rest Of Us
He’s been desperately trying to impress his mate Dawkins by smugly peddling his anti-religious agenda for years - and frankly, it’s getting more than a little tiresome…
Man United: Forget Unlucky Rafael & Sign Colombian Santiago Arias
Sorry United fans, it’s time to dump the slightly-chubby Brazilian and get yourself an upgrade…
New Rapper Of The Week #3: Loyle Carner
Sod what you read, British hip-hop is going from strength-to-strength and South London rapper Loyle Carner will be at the heart of things…
New Rapper Of The Week #2: Dee$y
Put Drake on blast and check out some real Canadian hip-hop - a raspy voice, great production and not a whining autotuned chorus in earshot…
New Rapper Of The Week #1: $ulaiman
In the first of our new weekly features, we take a trip to Chicago for a less-heralded pal of Vic and Chance…
Man United Fans, Here’s 100 Reasons To Hate Liverpool
Yeah, we’re pretty sure both sets of fans will take a keen interest in this one…
Bojan Krkic: The Ex-Barça Prodigy That Liverpool Are Chasing
Fans have bemoaned Liverpool’s transfer form of late but the Reds look to rectify with the help of a former-Barça prodigy…
The Professional Wrestler XI: Vince McMahon’s Newcastle Dream Team
With McMahon rumoured to be interested in buying the north-east club, we look at the wrestlers who could’ve made up a pretty damn good team…
Juve’s Caceres To Man United: Moyes Failed With Pogba, Might Score With Martin
Will Moyes break his Man United duck by signing someone who his side actually need?
Chelsea Have Been Offered A Swap: Diego Costa For Courtois, Very Exciting
A spectacular deal, sure - but is it one that’ll benefit Chelsea in the long run?
Arsenal: Only One Player Was Worthy Of His Place Against Liverpool Yesterday
A terrible day at the office for Arsene as his side’s problems looked more apparent than ever…
West Ham: Why The FA Were Right To Not Overturn Carroll’s Red Card
Some might say our board have a reason to desperately go the legal route but it’s opening us (and the whole league) up to a whole world of trouble…
Spurs: Signing Flauvin Would Just Be Repeating The Same Mistakes Again
Reports suggest that Spurs want to mount another attack to sign the winger but that’d just leave Tim open to repeating AVB’s mistakes…
Cheick Tiote To Man United? Why Moyes Wants The Newcastle Hardman
That’s just what Moyes needs in midfield: a man for whom snapping into tackles and keeping the ball ticking over is just dialy routine. Sorry, Phil…
Spurs Were Offered Man United’s Nani, Politely Said “No Way”
Despite already having far too many wingers already, Moyes attempted to flog the Portuguese to North London (and was predictably unsuccessful…)
Southampton: Osvaldo To Juventus - Will You Miss The Mercurial Hitman?
If you ask me, flogging the crazy Italian will prove costly for Pochettino…
Man United Given Hope As Pep Admits Kroos Could Leave Bayern
Moyes is looking to buy German but the Reds have as much chance of this one happening as they have of Cleverley sprouting wings…
Atleti Wizard Arda Turan To Liverpool? Not If Man City Get There First…
Liverpool will want to sign someone this window and who better than the Turkish playmaker? Trouble is, City have the readies to sign whoever they please…
Man United: Just Sign Ever Banega & Pretend Cleverley Never Existed
Skilful, feisty and blessed with superb technique, the Argentine regista would be the perfect solution to Moyes’ midfield issues…
Fernando: Man United Likely To Beat Liverpool To Signing Porto Destroyer
The fancied Porto destroyer might well be on his way to the north-west but which grumpy manager will he end up playing for?
Saúl Ñíguez to Liverpool? Here’s Why They Want To Beat Man United To ‘New Busquets’
Liverpool can’t afford to keep missing out on targets and the classy Rayo Vallecano star should be high up on their list of priorities…
Arsenal ‘Interested’ In Southampton’s Lambert: Nope. Nuh-uh. No Way, Jose
Someone asked Arsene if he was going to sign Big Rickie - he, unsurprisingly, politely declined…
Max Kruse To Man United? Moyes Has Been Scouting Him, It’s Easy To See Why
Manchester United aren’t very good at the moment so they’re looking to sign a player who is playing terrifically right now - sounds simple, right?
Rômulo To Liverpool: Rodgers Needs The Brazilian To Keep Gerrard Going
Lucas is on his way out so meet the man Rodgers wants to protect Gerrard in the heart of Liverpool’s midfield…
West Ham Might’ve Just Signed Nocerino (But Don’t Hold Your Breath)
Big Sam teases fans with the idea of quality knowing that we’ll probably just end up getting Stelios out of retirement or something…
Bishop Nehru & 9 More Slept On Rappers You Need In Your Life
Forget Drake, leave Lil’ Wayne well alone and check out these ten rappers who are still putting out tremendous shit without you even noticing…
Archer: The Best Show On TV Is A Weird Cartoon About Drunk Spies
The worn-out cliché of ‘It’s a cartoon for grown-ups’ barely even covers an endlessly inventive show chocked full of jokes about anal sex. Best on TV? I’d say so.
Eight Shit Movies Made By Great Directors
Proof positive that we’re all capable of the odd (multi-million dollar) lapse in judgement…
West Ham: Allardyce Sent That Team Out To Lose & Revelled In The Bloodbath
He sent those boys out to lose and then revelled in the subsequent blood bath - if Sam was any kind of man he’d walk away immediately…
Call Off The Search: The Best Name Ever Has Been Found
All hail the owner of World’s Best Name…
West Ham: Big Sam Is A Festering Wound That Is Killing Our Beloved Academy
Instead of allowing Sam to waste another window on over-priced has-beens we need to amputate the dinosaur boss and promote from within - or else…
West Ham: Sack Clueless Allardyce & Never Play Nolan Up Front Again
Signing Carroll could haunt us forever. Allardyce might be the 13th highest paid manager in THE WORLD, but he ain’t worth s*** to me…
8 Very Specific Things I Hate About The London Underground
Commuting on the London Underground can be hell on Earth but everyone knows how annoying packed trains are. I have far more specific grievances…
The Running Horse, Mayfair: Beer, Boar & More Off Bond Street
Tucked away in a back alley near Bond Street, deep in the heart of West London, lies some of the best meat and drink you’re likely to come across. You should go.
West Ham: Play Maïga, Diame Up Top & Drop Nolan To Avoid Relegation
Big Sam is no tactical genius and his transfer policy has bordered on diabolical but we’re still only a few tweaks away from safety…
Snoop Dogg’s Doggystyle: 20 Years On, A Look Back At The Classic Album
As one of rap’s greatest albums reaches its second century, I look back and marvel at just how much has changed since LBC in 1993…
Biggie Killed Hip-Hop: How Big Poppa Ruined An Entire Genre
He was the greatest rapper of all time, but I think Biggie eventually did more harm than good…
Julian Brandt: The German Wünderkind Chelsea Are Fighting Bayern To Sign
Chelsea look set to sign one of the hottest prospects in German football on a free next summer so check out this video to see what he’s all about…
Pusha T’s My Name Is… Encapsulates All That’s Wrong With Hip-Hop
The ‘leak’ of one of the most anticipated rap albums of the year disappoints and only serves as another cautionary tale from a genre in a tailspin…
Five Reasons To Try Beer & Sausages At Knightsbridge’s Bar Boulud
With some of the finest beer and ground meat I’ve ever sampled, prepare your tastebuds as I give you five reasons why you need to visit Knightsbridge’s finest new eatery…
Do The Henry: Arsenal Legend Expresses Frustration Via Medium Of Dance
Thierry’s unexpected twerk will be sure to take the internet (and Ashburton Grove) by storm…
Arsenal Legend Thierry Henry As A Woman: Would You?
Arsenal fans: time to put Henry’s legendary status to the test…
Why Liverpool Misfit Jonjo Shelvey Can Be World Class At Swansea
Talented, unpredictable and one of the most divisive talents in English football, I think Shelvey would be a perfect pick to take to Brazil in 2014…
X Factor 2013 Week 3.2: Nick MacDonald Is A Star & Kingsland Bring Apocalypse
Fake reggae, rubbish bands and a glimmer of genuine talent - last night’s X Factor was a relative return to form…
X Factor 2013 Week 3: RIP The Great British Eccentric
The talent show genre reaches a new low as the dystopian level of talent in the X Factor becomes ever more apparent in last night’s episode..
X Factor 2013 Week 2.2: A Yodelling Twat Can’t Save Arena Auditions
The show’s format change has removed all of the crazy people from half the audition process and with it, all of the fun…
X Factor 2013 Week 2: Bring Back The Warblers
The second week gave us a potentially murderous man who makes love to his pet, Louie breaking down with emotion, and a handful of half decent singers, but where have the warblers gone?
Spurs: Ever Wonder How Wenger Managed To Sign Ozil? Well…
Arsenal fans can’t believe their luck but there might not have been much ‘luck’ about it…
Why Kendrick Lamar’s Verse On Control Will Change Rap
Los Angeles rapper Kendrick Lamar sent the internet into overdrive with his verse on Big Sean’s Control and here’s why it will change rap for the better…
Tinder: The Sex App That Will Change Online Dating
The world is not short of dating websites but with the introduction of Tinder, a dangerous precedent may have been set…
Jesse Eisenberg Has The Most Awkward Interview Ever
The Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg manages to COMPLETELY misjudge flirting and only succeeds in having the world’s most awkward interview.
5 Technical Players West Ham Have To Sign In The Summer
After a few shaky spells West Ham’s safety in the Premier League looks secured for another season, here’s the players who could help both the style and that difficult season…
Luis Suarez: Keane, Diouf & 5 Bans That Should Have Been Longer
With Luis Suarez today being handed a massive ten game ban for having a nibble at Branislav Ivanovic, we have a quick look at some of the Premier League’s worst offenders who got off lighter.
FIFA 13: The 5 Most Infuriating Things About EA’s Masterpiece
I’ve lost months of my life playing the last FIFA and I love it. But these things really get my goat…
West Ham Fans Have To Grow Up And Accept A Physical Approach Is Best
There was a mixed reaction from fans when Allardyce joined, but for West Ham to make progress, they have to play to their strengths and forget the West Ham way…
How The Knife Dived Headfirst Up Their Own Arse
The Swedish electro-weirds have just dropped their fourth album, and true to form it’s a tricky, often indigestible, collection…
Ghostface Killah: Twelve Reasons to Die Reviewed
The Wu-Tang master sensei is back, this time with help from Adrian Younge. Twelve Reasons to Die is a risky horror-western concept album. But does the original twist stand up as a hip hop classic?
To Kill A King On Guerilla Gigs & Not Being Coldplay
The orch-folk band have just released their first album, and take a lot of pleasure in being a bit different…
Johnny Marr Live: A True British Great Who Will Not Go Quietly
The former Smiths axe-man released a popular album this year, and live is as arresting a proposition as ever…
The Top 5 Outdated Rap Lyrics
Referencing pop-culture probably seemed like a good idea at the time but, in retrospect, it can make things end up sounding hilariously quaint…
Woodkid: From Lana Del Ray Videos To Superstar Solo Artist
He’s most well-known for making the iconic ‘Blue Jeans’ promo, but with his new album is poised to find his own success in front of camera…
Kanye West Live: Some Cruel Summer in Cold Winter
Bombastic, bolshie, but still brilliant, Kanye West played a massively over-priced one-off gig at the Hammersmith and I was there to take in the god-king’s “wisdom”…
Yo La Tengo: Your Favourite Band’s Favourite Band
They are hailed as indie darlings the world over, and their new album only solidifies this status…
Emeli Sandé: From Critics’ Choice to Public Enemy
From the high of bookending Olympics’ Ceremonies, to the low of dreaded X Factor live shows, Emeli Sandé has gone from Critics’ Choice to Public Enemy in one rollercoaster year.
5 More American Sitcoms You Need To Watch (But Have Probably Never Heard Of)
Bored of the lack of interesting sit-coms on television? Can’t bare to see Miranda fall over again? Then have no fear, because these great American sitcoms will have you bursting at the sides…
Is Derren Brown Himself The Placebo of Fear and Faith?
Derren’s latest stunt sees him trick people into forgetting fear, but is it just his TV personality that makes the magic happen?
The Best New York Rap Discoveries of 2012
After many years of ignominy and anonymity, 2012 has been something of a renaissance for NY rap. Here’s a run-down of our top five discoveries coming out of NY this year…
Cat Power- Sun: It’s Like She’s Never Been Away
The follow-up to The Greatest has been 6 years in the making for Power; how does it shape up to her previous releases?
The Vaccines - Come Of Age: Britain’s Biggest Indie Band Grow Up (A Bit)
Their first record arrived in a storm of hype, and they’ve since played every festival and venue in the country, but can their second album prove they are more than just 1-shot wonders?
Jessie J Live Review: “Pop Music As It’s Supposed To Be”
She’s slowly making her name as the UK Queen of Pop, but would she deliver live on the promise of her early singles?
Five Things We Learned From Wrestlemania 28
The biggest night of the wrestling calendar came and went with memorable moments and many lame ducks. Today’s WWE is in a state of turmoil, perfectly exhibited at Wrestlemania XXVIII.
In Defence Of Kony Flasher Jason Russell
Sending chills down the spine of every young male, the plight of Jason Russell, co-founder of the plucky Invisible Children organisation, proves once and for all: there is no safe haven for masturbators.
10 Comedy Tweets That Saved The Oscars
With Billy Crystal going through the same old motions and Sacha Baron-Cohen ejected, it was left to the Twittersphere to rescue The Oscars…
Channel 101: The Unavoidable Future Of Comedy
Sick of network shite that fails to hit the straps with a massive budget? Then check out Channel 101, the most democratic comedy website and film festival you’ll read about this year…
5 American Sitcoms You Need To Watch (But Have Probably Never Heard Of)
Tired of bemoaning the lack of interesting sit-coms on television? Think they don’t make them like they used to? Ready to shoot yourself in the face if you see Miranda Hart win another award? Then have no fear… There are options out there, if you can find them…
7 Things We Learnt From Royal Rumble XXV
Sheamus was last man standing on a night that saw Big Show drop some WMDs, but what else did we learn from the WWEs second-biggest event on the calendar?
Introducing Childish Gambino
A dingy, cramped Shoreditch basement: the appropriately titled CAMP was the perfect venue for self-effacing hipster rapper Childish Gambino in his first London gig upon releasing his first album Camp.
The Good, Bad And Ugly Of The 2012 Oscar Nominations
The nominations have been announced! Collect your gowns from the dry cleaners, dust down that tuxedo, it’s time for this year’s Oscars . . .