Rebekah Brooks Walks Free: Here’s 5 Alternative Jobs For The Former Tabloid Editor
She’s somehow managed to walk free from court while Andy Coulson stares down the barrel of a lengthy stretch, so we’ve scoured the job market for the woman who made even Ross Kemp look tolerable…
Coffee Chains Are Charmless, Grubby Hell Holes
Don’t believe the dream ‘Friends’ sold you, ten a penny coffee chains aren’t places of warmth, friendship and joy, they’re crap.
Self Driving Cars: Is This The Start of The Robot Apocalypse?
Wave goodbye to road rage, and even human drivers, because self-driving cars are on the ascent.
Tom Lewis: The Graffiti Artist With Talent To Burn
Since his work was featured on the BBC’s Junior Apprentice, Tom has sold some of his work for £12,500. Here he tells about Tattoos, success and making money…
How Not To Run A Twitter Parody
Running a parody account on Twitter is fraught with virtual danger. These tips won’t stop you being a knob, but they might keep you out of trouble.
The Curious Case Of B.R Newell’s Business Card
B.R Newell left behind a business card any man would be proud to call their own. But was he really a ballad singing soldier of fortune?
FlipFlip: Safety Gear For The Fashion Conscious
Finally a solution to cycling visibility that doesn’t involve putting on a hi-viz polyester vest…
Competition Granny Wins Big
Wouldn’t it be good if your Nan turned up with an exotic holiday and a DVD player all packed in her tartan shopping trolley? Well this grandmother of 3 has been winning great prizes for years…
Britain’s Best Value Breakfasts
Crispy bacon, perfectly cooked fried eggs and sizzling sausages. You can’t mess about with a British fry up, so the only way to improve on a classic is to make it bigger. Check out these monster breakfasts…
The Curious Case Of The Embalmed Tramp
As part of an artist’s collection of ‘momento mori’ the body of Edwin Mackenzie is currently on public display. Not what you’d normally expect to see on a trip to Torquay …
Rizzoli & Isles: Embrace Your Inner Lesbian
US cable channel TNT have struck ratings gold with their latest procedural cop drama. Here’s why you need to tune in to Rizzoli & Isles tonight.
Pippa Middleton’s Upstaging Arse
After the Royal Wedding everyone was talking about one arse - and amazingly it wasn’t Prince Philip.
Alec Baldwin: An iWhore Like Me
Hollywood star Alec Baldwin has been kicked off a plane for playing Words With Friends on his iPad. I know how he feels, I too need to visit Apple Anonymous for my insane addiction to all things Mac.
Ze Frank: The Internet’s Answer To Willy Wonka
He’d rather be compared to Willy Wonka than Don Draper, but what drives ‘master of the meme’ Ze Frank to bring people together online to play games?
Shipwrecked, Week 6: A Twisted Fire (Non) Starter
Tristan secured his place as the island knob, Joe smuggled some rice pudding in an unfortunate place and six weeks in, Shipwrecked failed to light anyones fire.
Rachel Stevens Does The Veggie Hokey Cokey
Rachel Stevens has sold her musical soul in order to promote fruit and veg to kids. A worthy cause if only it didn’t seem so patronising and slightly grubby.
X Factor 2011, Week 13: Kitty Goes Gaga
Kitty got booted off, One Direction showed us their new hair dos, Lady Gaga wore a headless mannequin and the stench of desperation filled the studio.
X Factor 2011, Week 10: Kitty’s On The Edge
Kitty clung desperately to the edge of a nervous breakdown, Louis had a bit of a cry and a nation readied itself for a lifetime of Sami’s singing.
X Factor 2011, Week 9: A Kick In Frankie’s Infested Crotch
The public voted, the judges decided and as a nation we discovered Frankie was as hard to shift as an unsightly stain on our shagpile.
10 Reasons You Need To See US Sitcom Raising Hope
Single dad raises a serial killer’s baby. Not the cheeriest of subjects, but this American sitcom will make you laugh, cry and fall in love with the Chance family.
What Pippa Middleton’s Arse Did Next…
When your arse has the power to make two billion viewers utter a collective ‘phwoar’ what do you do for an encore?
X Factor 2011, Week 7: Louis Loses His Marbles
The ‘best’ singer went home, the groups got another reshuffle and Goldie proved to be the classiest contestant of the lot. Some weird shit went down on last night’s X Factor.
X Factor 2011, Week 6: Sex Pests And STDs
Frankie notched up some more arse tattoos and Dermot O’Leary had to deal with a lot of crying girls. The two incidents probably aren’t related.
Superhero Foetuses: So Wrong Or So Right?
Ever wondered what super heroes look like in the womb? Wonder no longer, this artist has the answer …
The New Facebook Can Pack Its Virtual Bags And Sod Off
This time Facebook has gone too far, Zuckerberg has meddled with my online life once too often. This time he can shove his changes where the sun don’t shine…
The Anti-Planking Act 2011 And Other Endangered Photography Memes
Just when you thought planking was nothing more than an amusing way to take a nap, some Filipino students use it as a form of protest and a Quezon City representative is drafting a a bill to ban it. What does this mean for Owling?
X Factor 2011, Week 5: Flashing, Age Fraud And A Forgettable Face
Last night’s show brought us some TOWIE rejects, a harsh lesson in maths and a forgettable face from last year who’s probably still trying to get out of his jeggings …
Cheryl Cole’s Joined Twitter: 5 Spats We’re Looking Forward To
Cheryl’s the latest celeb to join the Twittersphere. Can we expect 140 character works of art or will she just end up scrapping with alter ego Cheryl Kerl?
Tooled Up Britain
Sales of baseball bats, batons and all manner of cudgels and clubs have soared since the London riots. But just who is buying them?
The Ridiculous World of Reddit
Are you interested in socially awkward penguins, calling your boss a ‘pervy wanker’ and discussing in depth the most comfortable positions in which to sleep? Then head over to Reddit, my friend.
Twitter Death Threats: Duncan Bannatyne and 7 Other Celebrity Victims
Duncan Bannatyne is the latest ‘celeb’ to fall victim to Twitter’s anti-social network. Here’s three career paths to avoid if you’re not up for daily death threats.
10 Things They Found In Rebekah Brooks’ Missing Bag
The cops have got their hands on Rebekah Brooks’s stashed bag of tricks. Here’s ten things no self-respecting fugitive should be without.
Brad and Angelina To Get Married Because No One Fancies Them Anymore
They’re over the hill and laden with enough excess baggage to bring down a 747, so who really cares these days if Brad and Angelina get hitched.
Best Of Bleed: Jennifer Aniston And Her Dog Tattoo
Actress and hair pioneer Jennifer Aniston has inked the name of her deceased pet canine onto her foot. Here are some better ways she could have commemorated the life of Norman.
Pippa Middleton’s Arse: The Movie
It’s time for Pippa to head to California and stamp an arse shape on the Hollywood walk of fame…