Michael Owen Retires: Liverpool Fans, Enjoy Him Getting Owned On Twitter

Michael Owen has just announced his retirement at the end of the season, prompting one chap to ask if he still even played football. Liverpool fans, you'll enjoy his wonderful shutdown....
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Michael Owen has just announced his retirement at the end of the season, prompting one chap to ask if he still even played football. Liverpool fans, you'll enjoy his wonderful shutdown....

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This morning Former Liverpool striker Michael Owen announced his intention to retire at the end of the season. Owen doesn't get much playing time for Stoke City at the moment, with his most memorable moment this season growing a god awful moustache for the Match Of The Day sofa for Movember. Even though the would have been Liverpool legend was never the same after he left Anfield, he still does provide a lot of entertainment via Twitter.

Liverpool and Newcastle fans, enjoy this wonderful shut down and hope that Suarez and Cisse don't end up replicating one of Owen's trademark hamstring injuries as the season reaches its close.Meanwhile, Owen might need some treatment after that nasty burn...

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